Southwest: #4 Mother Of The Year Vs. #13 C Is For Cookie

Poor parenting clearly didn’t receive favorable seeding from the selection committee this year. Most had this lady as a lock for a 2 or 3 seed but her path to the Big Dance is just a little harder especially with the Cookie Monster standing in her way in rd. 1.

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Southwest: #3 Tighter Vs. #14 Feeding Time

I like the connection between these two opponents. He looks like he is wearing a big condom and she could have used one.

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Southwest: #2 Old Man Boobs Vs. #15 Bushmaster

Big Beard vs Big Boobs. Personally I like when you combine the two, maybe that’s why he is a 2 seed.

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Southwest: #1 Need More Supplies Vs. #16 Cheddar Bay Biscuit Holder

Big Biscuits won her play-in game but unfortunately for her she has to go up against the legendary paint huffer. Maybe we have a miracle in the making here, or maybe we have just a fly in the way of him getting his hands on more gold in the PoWM crown.

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Southeast: #8 I Only Have Eyes For You Vs. #9 Keepin’ The Hands Warm

Man I hate 8-9 games! They are so tough and can really throw off an entire bracket! So do you “see” Twilight moving forward? Or do you think our 9 seed will “heat up”?

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Southeast: #7 That’s A First Vs. #10 Plenty Up Top

Well obviously this is your typical “which part hanging out grosses you out more?” match-up. I feel like we could see a small upset here, and big red comes out on top. Well, I guess saying that is a “small” upset doesn’t really apply to either of them.

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Southeast: #6 Beat Drums Vs. #11 I Don’t Wanna Grow Up

One looks like a Muppet, the other looks like she still watches the Muppets. (Full disclosure, I still watch the Muppets because they are f*ckin’ awesome, but you get what I’m saying with the joke).

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Southeast: #5 Read It & Weep Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt

Ohh snap! We could have a bracket buster on our hands here. Joe Dirt hairstyles are a cornerstone of PoWM, but will it be enough to overthrow the always classic gross nasty chick wearing far too little?

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Southeast: #4 How Do You Like It? Vs. #13 Mrs. Roboto

You wanna know how i like it?….Competitive.

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Southeast: #3 Pants On The Ground Vs. #14 A Real Doll

Let’s talk about two opponents with deep benches! Accessories to the pic matter folks, that’s been proven. This could come down to the wire, but the winner will only be stronger from it.

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